Pleez halp us! We iz very smart cockeralz. We think z we very handsum, but we herd our owner say we go to "freezer camp". This soundz bad. We think our only hope is to be show birdz. We stol camera and take photoz. Then we sneek on puter when everywun sleepytime. We post here to see if we have chance.R we pretty birds for showz, or must we goez to freezer camp?
Weez evun gud wif kidz.